57 Bad TF Jokes

Here are some really (and I mean really) bad jokes about Transformers. You can use them to annoy your friends or the people who just don't like Transformers.... or do something with them or not. I don't care. I found all this on the internet (where else) and decide to post them on here.
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1. Three Autobots are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first Autobot says to the other Autobots "You know, if had just a little more Energon, I think I could fly." The second Autobot says "No Way!" So the first Autobot orders some Energon and drinks it. Then all three Autobots walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first Autobot jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff.
The second Autobot is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had more Energon, I bet I could do that too." So all three Autobots go into the bar, and the second Autobot has more Energon. After he finished, he said "Ok, I will be able to fly now" So they all went outside and the second Autobot jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly. The third Autobot turned to the first Autobot and said "You know Prime, you are a real dick with your jetpack."

2. What do you do when your car battery dies in a tornado?

You get a Windcharger.

3. What do you get when you get an Autobot who can't do squat?

An Auto-bum!

4. One day, a Decepticon walks into a bar and he pulls a little 8 inch Minicon and a little piano out of his pocket and the little minicon starts to play. Everyone looked at him and was just so amazed by this.
Another Decepticon walks over to the other one and asks him where he got that little minicon and the piano. He replies, "Well, out there, is a genie and he grants you but one wish."

So, immediately after the other Decepticon heard that, he ran out to the genie. He walks back into the bar with all these ducks everywhere.

The Decepticon with the minicon and piano asks, "Where'd all those ducks come from?"

The other says, "Well, I asked the genie for a million bucks, but he gave me a million ducks."

The first Decepticon says, "Oh, I guess I should have warned you that the genie is hard of hearing. You don't actually think I asked for a 8 inch minicon, do you?"

5. What do you get when you get a cross between Megatron and a phone?

A Megaphone!

6. What kind of Transformers do crows like?
Decepti-corns.

7. how do you make an autobot fall down? Kick him in the camshaft!

8. Who's the only Bot that can Satisfy Unicron when he's feelin randy?
RID Megatron is always willing to give him a "Big Hand".

9. Q: How does Soundwave know when he's hungry?
A: When he has Rumble in his tummy.

10. Q:"What should have been Optimus Prime's altmode in Beast Wars?"
A: "A Moose. You know, OptiMoose Prime."

11. What Transformer should you not play games with?
Cheetor!

12. Which Transformer is good at video games?
X-brawn 360!

13. Ah, Windbreaker...... they say he's a real gas.

14. Have you seen the new TF movie? It's called "The Hun-Gurrr Games".

15. What's Megatron's favorite anime and manga?

Ka-On!

16. What question does G1 Arcee hate to be asked?
Can I look under your hood?

17. Which Autobot is the resident nudist?
Sunstreaker!

18. What Autobot can you only see in the desert?
Mirage.

19. Why did Optimus want nothing to do with the Autobots double-agent after Sparkplugs son had taken to driving around in him?

Because the Punch had been Spiked.

20. Autobot walks on street, when he gets called by Decepticon. Decepticon asks him to give him energon and gets Decepticon trick in return. Autobot wants to know Decepticon tricks so he gives energon. Decepticon runs away. Autobot yells: "Where´s my trick?". Decepticon answers: "Again?"

21. Q. What transformer can never fly straight?

A. Sideways!

22. Q: Why is a Arcee's top speed 68 mph?

A: Because at 69 she blows a Rod.

23. Q: Why did BW Megatron take a bath when the Maximals attacked the Preds' base?

A: Because he needed a clean getaway.

24. After Stella Holley got mixed up in the adventures of the Transformers, the Autobots decided that they should assign one of the Protectobots to keep an eye on her, just in case. While Stella had no problem with the idea of an Autobot following her around, she didn't have an extra parking spot in her apartment complex and he needed to park out on the street in front of the building. Unfortunately, Stella neglected to mention the alternate-side parking laws and, one morning when his mind was wandering and he wasn't paying attention, the Autobot was towed away. Later that afternoon, she grudgingly went down to the impound lot, paid the fine...and that's how Stella got her Groove back.

25. I may not be Optimus Prime, but I wanna transform and roll out with you.

26. What happens when the stars are scared of the Seekers?

The Stars Scream.

27. "If you were a Transformers, you would be a 'Hot'-o-bot, and your name would be Optimus 'Fine.'"

28. An Insecticon ran back to base crying, "Megatron, the Autobots keep kicking my behind."
Megatron says, "Can you blame them, your name is Kickback."

29. knock knock
who's there?
Rattrap
Rattrap who?
What, Rats can make their own traps now?

30. What do Insecticons do in their spare time?

Kickback and relax...

31. What has eight legs and turns into a truck?

Octopus Prime!

32. Why couldn't Predaking help the Decepticons?

Because the Predacons were throwing a tantrum!

Which caused a rampage!

They tried to calm them down, but they were too headstrong!

In the end Howlback had to raise-her-claw to stop them once and for all!

But it just blew up in her face like a divebomb.

33. The real reason Megatron became evil was because of what happened when he was a sparkling attending school. In art class Orion Pax kept stealing his red and blue Kaons.

34. What do you call a pregnant Predacon?

Preg-aking!

35.  Why does Brawn cross the road?

- He doesn't! Ain't nobody callin' him a robot chicken!

36. What do you call a transforming Impractical Joker?

A Transfor-Murr.

37. - Ultra Magnus hears the doorbell to his office, opens the door and greets his visitor, "You rang?"
- "*Sigh* No, Rung.

38. - What would Tarn, Vos, Helex, Kaon and Tesarus have been called if they were in the Cybertron cartoon?
- The Decepticon BURNING JUSTICE Division.

39. What happens when a fire sparks in BW Neo?

Stampy it out.

40. Why is Season 3 of TFP 13 episodes?

The producers thought it shouldn't dragon for more than it has to.

41. What is Hot Rod’s nickname in bed?
Hard Rod.

42. What is Wolfang's favorite position.


Doggy-style.

43. What did the Wrecker say to the other when the Fembot walked by?

"Aww man, I so want to IMPACT-HER"!

44. What do the Maximals do when they have a pest problem?

They lay Rat-Traps!

45. Two turbofoxes are sitting one day, the one says to the other "Did you see that?"

The other looks and replies "No, what?"

Shaking his head, his partner retorts "Hmm, nothing, probably just a Mirage."

46. Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?

47. Q: Where can we buy the Jet Vehicon General in bulk?
A: At the Jet Vehicon General Store.

48. In an alternate reality, an Autobot scanned a truck carrying a load of a certain tropical fruit...

...That Autobot became known as the legendary Ultra Mangoes!

49. Optimus Prime - "Give me your face!"
Vos - "Sure!"

50. If Optimus commited a felony, he'd be Optimus Crime.
If Optimus were worth ten cents or a pothead, he'd be Optimus Dime.
If Optimus were a citrus fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime.
If Optimus were a type of clown, he'd be Optimus Mime.
If Optimus were a clock, he'd be Optimus Time.
If Optimus had no positive divisor other than 1 or himself, he'd be Opti- *Gets shot.*

51. What do you call a fashionable and eccentric Cybertronian?

A Trans-setter.

52. What do you call a Dinobot who can't win?

Grim-luck.

53. Why did Starscream look for Slipstream's number?

He wanted to Seeker out!

54. What do you call Marissa Fairborne and Carly sitting in an old rusty Autobot pickup?

2 Girls, 1 Kup.

55. What do transformers get blitzed on?
BOT SHOTS!

56. Which autobot provides services cheap?
AMAZON PRIME!

57. What did Springer get after looking at Arcee?

An Erector.